Night arrives on four haunches
when I kick the capsule hatch free
and flounder through a New Mexican night.
An alpha to my voyeuristic species,
my claws skitter-scatter
over a bareback dirt field
away from the smoke
billowing from my cigar roll vessel.
Slap me now. The dominion back home
will lick their gills
as they serve my roasted head
on a cannibalistic platter
yet here on this blue fleck planet,
my bone-grind legs
move toward the town lights.
My skin, a flexible shimmy,
touches oxygen
and morphs
to the disguise of human eyes
like yeast to rising dough
or better yet
a feathered daughter
spawned within a shell.
Bread and chickens
go intergalactic
don’t you know?
Off the dust, onto the sidewalk,
I want-must-need
toast and eggs.
The waitress says their eggs
come from a farm
one mile past that water silo
yet the shells stay dry
under a jelly-thick sun.
I order them easy,
which she scribbles onto her notepad
and sends back to the cook
with a whiskey tongue.
He of course loses the arc of time
like a jail cell key
to a bad alien’s slippery escape.
I know spacetime
stretches and crunches
but still,
why the fuck are my eggs hard?
I protest by slicing clean
my human facade.
Once my claws shrivel
up my hermaphroditic anatomy,
I slither
to the grease-talking kitchen,
crack two eggs into a skillet’s crackle,
and flip them onto a plate
before Pa’s warp drive dies.
At last, I dunk
dunk my crispy soughdough
into a yellow ocean.