New Roommate
“Who are you?” I yelled at a woodpecker pecking a bedroom nest in my one-bedroom apartment. “Are you Alder?” the woodpecker chatters back. “Yes. This is my Oakland apartment.” “Well I just hammered a hole in your landlord’s cerebellum. Now I’m on the lease. We’re roommates.” “W-what?” “Haven’t you noticed every Oakland tree is at […]